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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Bad First Impressions - Part II

Ok...So he did call back....and this conversation went as well as the first one....

Me: "How was the shower?"

Idiot: "Invigorating...is that the word?"

Me: "Yes...that is the word."

Idiot: "Yeah...took a shower...masturbated..."

I was speechless at this point...ha ha.....

Me: "So how many roommates you have?"

Idiot: "Just one...my best friend."

Me: "Cool..."

Idiot: "So hey..can I give you a call back after I am done eating?"

Me: "Sure."

Idiot: "Ok..bye."


So...now I guess there will have to be a 3rd entry for the next phone call if that happens....I will say...this guys is very very cute....he just isnt making the best impression...what do you guys think...

Stay tuned for the update on our next conversation.....

15 Comments:

  • At 1:28 AM, Blogger Atlanta Single Man said…

    Wow - what a fun night! Certainly seems like your night was better than my night!!!

     
  • At 2:44 AM, Blogger purpletwinkie said…

    At this point you don't have much invested. I say play along with him. At least you'll be able to entertain us through your blog entries :)

    "Yeah...took a shower...masturbated..."

    I think they teach that in charm school.

     
  • At 3:05 AM, Blogger Matthew said…

    I know right - where did these guys learn how to make first impressions....

    oops - that is right - they never did....ugh

    LOL

     
  • At 4:58 AM, Blogger drifter said…

    I think that is my ex you are talking to. Apparently he moved to the Dallas area and did not tell me.

    LOL.....

     
  • At 8:58 AM, Blogger Schlitz25 said…

    Well, i just have to take up for him. I mean SO he tells you that he took a shower and masturbated.

    Some people are just raw, and real and they dont need to put on the airs and pretense of a first impression. There is something endearing about that.

    You mentioned that he's VERY cute..well i'd guess that hes prolly just a guy who tricks alot, or gets lots of attention.

    Sometimes those guys dont really have to work so hard at being witty and making great first impressions.

    Ride it out, be friendly, see what happens..

     
  • At 9:12 AM, Blogger Jim said…

    Hey, I got a few good stories out of coke head; I smell a few brewing with this one.

    Consider it a journey into investigative journalism :)

     
  • At 10:41 AM, Blogger Schlitz25 said…

    HAPPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (IM I THE FIRST TO WISH YOU)

    HOPE YOU HAVE A FABULOUS DAY, GET SOME ASS TOO...AND I WILL CALL YOU LATER... SORRY I COULDNT BE THERE, MAYBE SOON.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, ALL THE BEST...IM SURE YOURS WILL BE BETTER THAN MINES.

    LOVE YOU,

    SAM

    (im sure your office will do something lame, but remember there are people who truly care about you)

     
  • At 10:50 AM, Blogger Matthew said…

    THANK YOU SAMUEL!!!!

    And about the first impression - I think first impressions are very important....

    And - its not so much the masturbation thing that irritated me.

    Its the fact that he forgot who I was and then proceeded to look me up online WHILE i was on HOLD...LOL

    ha ha

    bad first impression...

     
  • At 11:24 AM, Blogger Matthew said…

    Defect - ha ha - I hope its not - yikes!!!!!

    Scott - ha ha - they did teach it in charm school - it was my 3rd class...it was called

    Bodily Fluid and First Impressions - the connection you never knew...ha ha

     
  • At 11:38 AM, Blogger BRETTCAJUN said…

    Happy Birthday handsome! :)You young thang! I am jealous... I used to love to tell my friends (who are all purposively OLDER)... I am still in my twenties! They LOVED when I hit 30! Bastards! Now I am half way to 40! :(

     
  • At 1:26 PM, Blogger Matthew said…

    AWWWWW Brett - dont frett baby - lookin good for 35...ha ha....

    yeah but 27 is all downhill in the 20s...just kidding :-)

     
  • At 5:06 AM, Blogger Always_Adventuring said…

    Ugh... if a guy said that to me on the second phone call I'd totally ditch him. But on the other hand, what have you got to lose?

     
  • At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Brad said…

    How was his online chat? never heard you say anything about that? Hard to belive he was Mr. charming on line and then just a jerk on the phone. I usually get a pretty good idea from the chat what guys want, or don't want.

     
  • At 12:47 PM, Blogger Schlitz25 said…

    i have to say that i recently have a bad first impression, and i am trying so hard to fight it and press in...i have to eat my statements now...argh. hope your good matt...when are you going to get your phone fixed?

     
  • At 7:53 PM, Blogger Matthew said…

    I should have it fixed by next week - or at least have my new phone - :-)

     

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